Goosebumps yo mama jokes 3

• Yo mama so ugly, when The Magician saw her, he used his magic to make her permanently disappear.
• Yo mama so ugly, not even Granny Deaver would haunt her house.
• Yo mama so evil, when she book you a dentist appointment, she book it with the Monster Dentist Office in HorrorLand.
• Yo mama so small and short, she hangs out with Lawn Gnomes.
• Yo mama so smelly, when she went into Fever Swamp on a full moon night, Will Blake wouldn't hunt her down.
• Yo mama so ugly, she could give the Sleep Master nightmares.
• Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason why Dr. Brewer's Clone sends most of his time in the basement.
• Yo mama so ugly, she starred in the Scream School film series.
• Yo mama so ugly, when Spyder saw her, it emailed itself off her computer.
• Yo mama so ugly, Andrew Craw hid his head so he can't look at her.
• Yo mama so evil, when she took you to London, she took you to Terror Tower.