Late at night, two days ago, these jokes just started popping into my brain.
Yo mama so ugly, that when the Body Squeezers found out she live on Earth, they cancelled their invasion of the planet.
Yo mama so slimy, Evan Ross mistaken her for Monster Blood.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went into HorrorLand, she came out with a employment application form.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went out on Halloween night, the Pumpkin Heads gave her a carved pumpkin to cover her head.
Yo mama so evil, when you told her you've planned to practice ventriloquism, she got you Slappy.
Yo mama so ugly, when she walks at midnight on Miriam and Kurt's farm, the Scarecrows don't.
Yo mama so smelly, she was mistaken for King Jellyjam.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to buy the Haunted Car, it drove away.
Yo mama so ugly, Cronby the Troll hypnotize her to make her leave him alone.
Yo mama so ugly, no one in Dark Falls wanted to drain her of blood.
Yo mama so ugly, no Graveyard Ghoul would dare possess her body.