An escaped monkey from the local zoo, a hulking beast named Charlie, disses your mother's special book of spells and begins crying.

Then, your younger sister, Jordan, sees your cool secret stash of magic beans and crushes it.

Worst of all, your psychoanalyst, Dr. Jordan, seizes your mother's boring secret stash of magic beans and begins freaking out.

You are confused.

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