Yo, 'sup, it's me!! Hi everyone, it's me. I've done a lot of blogs in the last few days, hope I haven't been spamming the recent blogs page. Anyway, here is my wall of custom badges you can all earn and display on your profile if you complete them. Please don't just use the images and put them on your profile without permission, just do what it says and comment that you've done it then I'll check wiki activity. Please note I am not trying to replace the current badge and achievement system, this is just a joke, all you'll get from these is a random image to post in your profile description. Enjoy! When you've done it, I'll post the image on your wall, and then and only then do you claim your badge.
\DON'T YOU DARE CHEAT YOU EVIL EGG MONSTERS, OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE MIGHTY SALPPY THE GUMMY! THERE IS ONE TRUE SALPPY GUMMY!!!!!!
sorry for using this but i'm trying to spread a positive message: SALPPY GUMMY GUMMY SALPPY SALPPY GUMMY drvghjrejkdnqk
what's not to like? GASP! this is normal salppy, not gummy salppy!!!! sound the alarms!
P.S. I shall update this regularly with new weird badges