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Before I start, I only wanted to warn you because of the possible grammatical/orthographic errors in my profile. The reason is, I'm Portuguese, so I can't speak English as well as you guys. So if you spot any errors, you are allowed to edit my profile, and I will thank you. Please edit it only to correct mistakes.
Bwa. Ha. Ha. Ha. This is a evil sarcastic laugh. Because my life is boring.
Hiya, I am Murder the Clown (just call me Murder or MtC, but if, for some reason, you prefer to call me "Mister Pickle", it's okay as well). I'm 17 years old and I live in Coimbra, Portugal. When I was five or six years old, I was at my grandma's house when I found two Goosebumps books, that belonged to my aunt when she was younger. Those were
and My Hairiest Adventure . I asked my grandma and she said that I could read them. I started to read The Cuckoo Clock of Doom My Hairiest Adventure and I have to admit it, I read the WHOLE book in that afternoon. I just got obsessed with the story, and that night, I started reading The Cuckoo Clock of Doom. I loved them books so much, I asked my grandma if I could take them to my house, and she said yes. I've been a huge Goosebumps fan ever since, and Stine's books have inspired me to become a writer or book illustrator when I grow up.
Books I've read, and books I own
I wish I could live in the USA because, here in Portugal, of all the Goosebumps books that have been written, only 58, ONLY FREAKIN' 58 books were translated. It's VERY hard to buy the other goosebumps books online, because of the shipping and that stuff.
LIST OF GOOSEBUMPS BOOKS I'VE READ:
Goosebumps (original series): 1- 62
Goosebumps Series 2000: 7, 12, 18 and 24
Goosebumps HorrorLand: 1- 10
Goosebumps Hall of Horrors: 1- 6
Give Yourself Goosebumps: 1- 6
Goosebumps Most Wanted: 1- 10 + Sp. Edition 2
Goosebumps SlappyWorld: 1- 4
Other Books: Night of the Living Monsters
(Yes, I've read only a few Goosebumps books) : (
LIST OF GOOSEBUMPS BOOKS I OWN:
Note: the books from the Original Series that I will mention are the
PORTUGUESE releases, except for Welcome to Dead House, which is the UK release.
My Goosebumps collection. More books coming soon!
Welcome to Dead House
Say Cheese and Die!
The Werewolf of Fever Swamp
Night of the Living Dummy
Welcome to Camp Nightmare
The Cuckoo Clock of Doom
The Headless Ghost
My Hairiest Adventure
The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb
Be Careful What You Wish For...
You Can't Scare Me!
My 30 Goosebumps books (from original series). I have almost all of the Portuguese releases. Some of them are in good condition, but 4 books don't have the cover. The last 10 are in perfect condition.
The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight
Why I'm Afraid of Bees
Go Eat Worms!
A Night in Terror Tower
Monster Blood III
It Came from Beneath the Sink!
Welcome to Dead House (UK release), The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena (Portuguese release, Classic Goosebumps reprint), Vampire Breath (Portuguese release, Classic Goosebumps reprint), and the Movie Novel (Portuguese Release). All in perfect condition, except for Welcome to Dead House (It has some scratchs on the cover).
Night of the Living Dummy II
The Barking Ghost
The Horror at Camp Jellyjam
A Shocker on Shock Street
The Haunted Mask II
The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena ( Classic Goosebumps reprint)
How I Got My Shrunken Head
Night of the Living Dummy III
Vampire Breath ( Classic Goosebumps reprint)
My Best Friend is Invisible
Escape from the Carnival of Horrors
My GYG books. I have all of the Portuguese releases (yeah, only six, it's not my fault XD). They're all in perfect condition.
Tick Tock, You're Dead!
Trapped in Bat Wing Hall
The Deadly Experiments of Dr. Eeek
Night in Werewolf Woods
Beware of the Purple Peanut Butter
Revenge of the Living Dummy
My Goosebumps Horrorland books. I also have almost all of the Portuguese Releases. I have two copies of
Say Cheese... And Die Screaming! They're all in very good condition. The Scream of the Haunted Mask
Who's Your Mummy?
Say Cheese... and Die Screaming!
Welcome to Camp Slither
Help! We Have Strange Powers!
Night of the Giant Everything
The Five Masks of Dr. Screem
Why I Quit Zombie School
The Birthday Party of No Return!
Night of the Living Monsters
Planet of the Lawn Gnomes
My Hall of Horrors books. Perfect condition.
Son of Slappy
How I Met my Monster
Dr. Maniac Will See You Now
My Goosebumps Most Wanted books (1-10 + Sp. Edition 2). They're all in perfect condition.
Creature Teacher: The Final Exam
A Nightmare on Clown Street
Night of the Puppet People
My SlappyWorld books. Also in perfect condition. #5 is coming real soon!
Here Comes the Shaggedy
The Lizard of Oz
Special Edition: The 12 Screams of Christmas
Slappy Birthday to You!
Attack of the Jack!
I Am Slappy's Evil Twin
Please Do Not Feed the Weirdo
The Ghost of Slappy
Books I Didn't Read
This is a list of Goosebumps books I've never read. I'm not counting with spin-off series.
My collection of books that I don't have. Perfect condition.
Goosebumps Series 2000: Every single one, except for the numbers 7, 12, 18 and 24.
Goosebumps HorrorLand: 13 - 19
Goosebumps Wanted: The Haunted Mask
Goosebumps Most Wanted: Sp. Edition 1, 3, 4
Total of Goosebumps books I've never read: 33
(Not bad, but could be better)
I think one of my favorite hobbies is drawing. I just love to do it. Here are some of my drawings. Hope you enjoy!
Random Goosebumps stuff
Slappy the Dummy (September 7 - September 30)
Murder the Clown/Mr. HahaFace (September 30 - October 20)
Jack the Alien Farmer (October 20 - November 10)
Curly the Skeleton (November 10 - November 30)
The Ghost of Slappy (only during Halloween)
Murder the Pickle (Goddy made this for my Birthday, lol)
X-Mas Murder the Clown (only during Christmas)
Important/Cool blog posts Rating all Most Wanted covers!
Rating all SlappyWorld covers!
Speculation about the next Goosebumps series.
My thoughts on the Korean Goosebumps covers.
Speculation about the next SlappyWorld book.
Best book series
The following book series are not in any order, they're just some of my favorites.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
The Nightmare Room
Best TV shows
The following TV shows are not in any order, they're just some of my favorites.
Rick and Morty
The Good Place
La Casa de Papel (aka Money Heist)
The Twilight Zone
Youtube and Comedy
The following comedians or YouTubers are not in any order, they're just some of my favorites.
GradeAUnderA (British YouTuber)
Cellbit (Brazilian Youtuber)
Pedro Teixeira da Mota (Portuguese Comedian)
Rui Sinel de Cordes (Portuguese Comedian
Chris D'Elia (American Comedian)
Bruno Aleixo (Portuguese character from a YouTube video series)
The following musicians/bands/singers are not in any order, they're just some of my favorites.
Slow J (Portuguese rapper/singer)
Dillaz (Portuguese rapper)
Trampled by Turtles
The Devil Makes Three
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Cage the Elephant
Joji (aka Pink Guy)
Thanks for passing by. Oh, sorry, but in Rick's microverse, this means "peace".