- "I double checked this, and I believe Murder is correct."
- "Chocolate Cake is my favorite monster."
- "Dr. Crawler tries to attack, but he bites himself and dies."
- "A candy bar is not a monster."
- "He becomes human again by eating more eggs."
- "I might eat some mummy guts for eternal youth. A nice Sugoq wa Kibdah Iskandarani courtesy of the Pharaoh himself."
- ""Dumplings mucus plants parents become aliens" Cannabis mucus plants"
- "I come before thee, oh great Egg Monster, to give thee thanks!"
- "Did R.L. Stine invent the Fidget Spinner???"
- "Trump'o'tron in now online. "Beep-boop. You're fired.""
- "Вы бы женились на яичном монстре?"
- "Haven't you ever wondered what the "R" in R.L. Stine stood for? It stands for robot. I thought everyone knew that."
- "I blame YOU for my adult nightmares. ...You better have some good lawyers, buddy."
- "El Sydney the magician.... A famous figure in Mexican lore alongside the Chupacabra."
- "Abracadabra vs Chupacabra. Who will win?"
- "But also, one of those titles literally translates to "Memory Runner Battle Royale" "
- "Are you trying to tell me that Ghost Granny is not single handedly the most popular character in the Goosebumps canon?!"
- "I guess they've implemented a new onions feature."
- "Our gang name: the Gumbo Posse"
- "When Colonel Sanders came in with a butcher's knife, I was on the edge of my seat."
- "You rename the page, and I'll start working on a class-action lawsuit."
- "GbA is secretly a genderless monster." - Banana32
- "Maybe there's a prophet working at HarperCollins Canada" - Goddy
- "Banana is spying on us from another room [...] He's enjoying the pickle stroking" - Goddy
- "mY bEsT FrIeND iS tHe sINk" - Murder
- "I'm trying to Murder" - Cackles
- "my life hurts" - Mikel6718
—Thanks, Banana! And thanks, everyone!
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