Say Cheese and Die!

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Say Cheese and Die!
Tagline	One picture is worth a thousand screams.
Author(s)	R.L. Stine
Cover artist	Tim Jacobus
Publisher	Scholastic
Media type	Print (Paperback)
Release date	November 1992
Pages	132
Series	Goosebumps
Series number	4
Saga	Say Cheese and Die
ISBN	ISBN-10: 0590453688 ISBN-13: 9780590453684
Previous book	Monster Blood
Next book	The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb

Say Cheese and Die! is the fourth book in the original Goosebumps book series, and the first book in the Say Cheese and Die! saga. It was first published in 1992. The book follows Greg and his friends who discover a strange camera, and things get chaotic after he takes a lot of pictures. It was later followed-up by the forty-fourth book, Say Cheese and Die — Again!.

The original 1992 cover illustration features a family of skeletons having a picnic.

The 2009 Classic Goosebumps cover illustration shows the camera on the ground, with the hand of a collapsed body beside it. A human skull's reflection can be seen inside the broken lens.

Blurb

EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY...

Greg thinks there is something wrong with the old camera he and his friends found. The photographs keep turning out wrong. Very wrong. Like the snapshot Greg took of his father's new car that shows it totaled. And then Greg's father is in a nasty wreck. But Greg's friends don't believe him. Shari even makes Greg bring the camera to her birthday party and take her picture. Only Shari's not in the photograph when it develops. Is Shari about to be taken out of the picture permanently? Who is going to take the next fall for... the evil camera?

Plot

Four friends, Greg Banks, Shari Walker, Doug Arthur, and Michael Warner, wonder what they should do during a boring fall day in their town, Pitts Landing. After several proposals, the four agree to sneak into the mysterious Coffman House, an old dilapidated building that is said to be haunted. The building is also home to a strange man nicknamed Spidey. While exploring the basement, Greg finds a camera hidden inside a compartment in the wall. Greg is interested in photography, so he picks up the camera. He asks Michael to pose for a picture. Michael stands against a staircase railing. After Greg takes the picture, the camera makes a whirring sound and a photo comes out of the front of the camera. Michael asks to see it and leans against the railing. The railing breaks, and Michael falls to the ground, hurting his ankle.

Spidey enters the basement through the house. Scared, the kids leave through the back exit. Greg takes Michael's photograph and the camera with him. When the group stops running, they inspect Michael's photograph. To everyone's surprise, Michael's picture shows him falling instead of leaning on the railing. Later that day, Greg takes multiple photographs with the camera. First, he takes a photo of his father's new car, but the picture shows the vehicle wrecked. Then, he takes a photo of his older brother, Terry, but the picture shows him on a baseball field in a worried state.

On Tuesday, Greg, Shari, and Michael go to Doug's baseball game. Before it starts, Greg takes a photo. The picture shows his friend lying on the ground with his neck at an unnatural angle. Doug refuses to believe that anything bad could happen to him. He assumes the camera is broken. However, during the game, a baseball hits him, causing him to fall to the ground. His neck bends to an unnatural angle, as the picture predicted. Greg is completely sure that the camera is responsible for these events, but his friends refuse to believe him. It's at this moment that the pictures of Terry and the new car come true; Terry appears on the baseball field in a worried state. Terry tells Greg that their father has just suffered an accident and that the car is completely totaled.

That night, Greg has a nightmare where he takes a photo of his family during a barbecue, but the picture shows them as living skeletons. Shari continues to be skeptical of the alleged camera's "powers" and asks Greg to take it to her birthday. Initially, he refuses, but he eventually takes the camera to the party. During the party, Greg takes a photo of Shari, but the pictures doesn't show her. Soon after, Shari disappears mysteriously without a trace.

After a few days, Greg and Bird begin fighting over the camera. Bird accidentally take's Greg's photograph. The picture shows Greg with Shari being chased by a black shadow. Although he is scared, Greg also feels hopeful because the picture shows Shari. Greg gets an idea: to tear up Shari's picture. When he does this, she reappears, but she doesn't have any memory of where she had been. While the kids talk, Spidey appears. He begins chasing in a scenario similar to what the camera predicted. However, a neighbor sees the case and threatens to call the police. Spidey runs away.

Later, the kids decide that the camera is too dangerous; they resolve to return it to its hiding place in the Coffman House. But, when Greg and Shari they enter the old house, Spidey catches them and reveals the camera's origins. It turns out that Spidey's real name is Dr. Fritz Fredericks, and he is a deranged scientist. His lab partner created the camera, however, Spidey's greed led him to steal the piece of technology and present it as his own invention. What he didn't know was that his partner also was a master of the dark arts. His partner placed a curse on the camera. Now, whenever a photo is taken, something bad will happen to the subject of the photo. Spidey mentions that the camera caused the death of all of the people he ever loved. He spent his whole life trying to hide it. Now that the four kids know the truth, Spidey believes that he must keep them prisoners in his house forever.

Greg and Shari try to escape. During the struggle, Shari takes the camera from Spidey and takes Spidey's photo with it. Spidey dies of fright, an event that the photograph seems to depict. Finally, Greg and Shari return the camera to its hiding place and leave the building. They tell the Pitts Landing police that they found Spidey's corpse in the house.

Joey Ferris and Mickey Ward, two local bullies, had followed Greg and his friends to the Coffman House. The bullies retrieve the camera, and they take their own photo. They wait for their picture to develop.

Reprints and rereleases

Book	Release date	Type	Media
Monster Edition #1	October 1995	Collection	Hardcover
2003 - 2007 reprint series	September 2003	Standalone	Paperback
Vanishing Collection	November 2004	Collection	Paperback
Classic Goosebumps	April 2009	Standalone	Paperback
Retro Scream Collection	October 28, 2015	Collection	Paperback

Differences

• The Classic Goosebumps reprint was released as a tie-in to the eight Goosebumps HorrorLand book, Say Cheese — and Die Screaming!. It also contains a bonus section titled 'Fright Gallery', which contains a bio on the camera, its origins, special powers, weaknesses, as well as its 'Splat Stats', which are as follows: Strength 8/10 Intelligence: 3/10 Speed: 2/10 Attack Skills: 7/10 Humor: 1/10 Evil: 10/10
• The page count for the 2015 Retro Collector's Tin reprint raises from 132 to 136 pages.

International releases

Gallery

UK Arabic (الكاميرة الملعونو - The Cursed Camera) (Úsměv, prosím...přichází zlo! - Smile, Please...Here Comes Evil!) Czech (úsmev, Prosím... Přichází Zlo! - Smile, Please... Here Comes Evil!) (2014) Danish (Smil, du er Død Smile, You're Dead!) Dutch (De Toekomst in Beeld - The Future in the Picture) French(Canadian) (D'étranges Photos - Strange Photos) French(European) (Ver. 1) (Dangereuses Photos - Dangerous Photos) French(European) (Ver. 2) French(European) (Ver. 3) French(European) (Ver. 4) French(European) (Ver. 5) German (Die unheimliche Kamera - The Sinister Camera) Greek (ΟΙ ΚΑΤΑΡΑΜΕΝΕΣ ΦΩΤΟΓΡΑΦΙΕΣ - The Further Photos) Hebrew (!חייך: מצלמה קטלנית - Your Life: Deadly Camera!) Italian (Foto dal Futuro - Photos from the Future) Italian (Foto dal Futuro - Photos from the Future) (2016) Italian (Scatti Mortali - Deadly Shots) (Compilation with Say Cheese and Die — Again! and The Cuckoo Clock of Doom) Japanese (呪われたカメラ - Cursed Camera) Korean (찰칵! 금지된 카메라 - Click! Forbidden Camera) Norwegian (Smil til Døden - Smile to Death) Persian (Peydayesh) Persian (Vida) Portuguese(Brazilian) (Sorria e Morra - "Smile and Die") (Abril) Portuguese(Brazilian) (Sorria e Morra - "Smile and Die") (Fundamento) Spanish(European) (La Sonrisa de la Muerte - The Smile of Death) Spanish(Mexican) (reprint) (Sonrie y Muerte! - Smile and Die!) Swedish (Det Onda ögat - The Deadly Eye) Classic Goosebumps UK Danish (Sig appelsin og dø - Say Orange and Die!) Russian (Скажи сыр и сгинь! - Say Cheese and Rot!) (2019)

Differences

In the UK, this is the second book in the original series. In France, this is the third book in the original series. Greg Banks is called "Alex Banks." Doug Arthur is called "Arthur Normann" and is nicknamed "Ouiseau," the French word for "Bird." Shari Walker is called "Sara Walker." In the French Canadian release, this is the third book n the original series. In the Dutch adaptation of the story there are some notable differences: Greg Banks is called "Sven Landman." Michael Warner is called "Kevin de Groot." Shari Walker is called "Denise de Waal." Doug Arthur is called "Jan Gerritsen," and his nickname is "Reiger," which translates to "Heron." Greg has a sister rather than a brother, and her name is "Fanny." The Coffman House is called the "Magister House." Spidey is called "Spinnekop." His real name is still the same. After getting home from the hospital, Greg tells Fanny about the camera and shows her the picture of the wrecked car. Knowing he couldn't have taken a picture of it, she's horrified to learn the truth. She begs Greg to throw the camera away, or better yet, take it back to "that insane Spidey." Greg tells her he will, but thinks to himself that he's too scared to go back alone. The ending is different. After Spidey is killed by the camera, Greg and Shari escape the house and inform the police like in the original. But rather than taking the camera back to the Coffman House, they decide to bury it somewhere, afraid that the police might find it. The twist ending is that a while later, a dog starts digging at that very spot. This ending would be in conflict with the second book, where Greg returns to the Coffman House to retrieve the camera. However, the second book was never adapted for a Dutch translation.

Merchandise

Some apparel from the 1990s removed the word "Die", having the title instead read "Say Cheese And...". This would not be the case for apparel released in the 2000s and beyond.

Gallery

Topps Trading Card 01. Topps Trading Card 02. Topps Trading Card 03. Photo album. Photo Album (new). Puzzle. Purse from Cakeworthy. Enamel Pin from Creepy Co (unpackaged). Enamel Pin from Creepy Co. in packaging. Phone case. Mini notebook. Cartridge for Horrific Portable Arcade Game. 3D Necklace. Apparel One Picture is Worth a Thousand Screams green T-shirt. One Picture is Worth a Thousand Screams green T-shirt detail. One Picture is Worth a Thousand Screams purple T-shirt. Say Cheese And.... T-shirt (front and back). 90s T-Shirt (front). 90s T-Shirt (back). Picture Perfect - well sort of T-shirt. Picture Perfect - well sort of T-shirt detail. T-Shirt from Fright Rags. T-Shirt from Creepy Co. Baseball cap.

Adaptations

TV series

Say Cheese and Die! was adapted into an episode of the Goosebumps TV series. It is the fifteenth episode of season one. The exclamation mark is omitted from the original title. The episode has since gained notoriety for featuring a young Ryan Gosling as Greg.

Click here for a full article about the television adaptation.

Audiobook

Audiobook	Release date	Length	Narrated by	Published by
► Play in Spotify	August 2015	2 hours, 35 minutes	Johnny Heller	Scholastic Inc.

Artwork

Original 1992 artwork by Tim Jacobus.

Classic Goosebumps artwork by Brandon Dorman.

Korean artwork by Sangin Kim.

Trivia

• The scene where Greg dreams about his family becoming skeletons was added after the story was finished. Once Jacobus had illustrated the cover, Scholastic became concerned that it didn't match the story; Stine quickly added a scene where Greg tells Shari of a nightmare he had involving the scene depicted in the artwork so that the cover fit with the book.
• This is the second book to feature a skeleton dream. The first being a nightmare from Amanda Benson in Welcome to Dead House.
• The original Tim Jacobus cover features a young female skeleton at the picnic table, despite Greg not having any sisters mentioned in the book.
• This book references X-Force and the Ford Taurus.
• This book is written in third person, a style that would eventually be phased out as the series progressed.
• The plot of this book is similar to Rod Serling's The Twilight Zone television episode, A Most Unusual Camera. R.L. Stine was a big fan of the show and much of his work was inspired by Serling.
• Joey and Mickey are never heard from again, and their status is left unknown in the sequel. Their picture surprisingly is also nowhere to be found, although it's likely they took the picture with them, and it was gruesome and nasty.
• The skeleton cook on the cover is often mistaken for Curly on several pieces of Goosebumps merchandise and even in the 1997 advertisement for the Goosebumps Fan Club.
  • One of the most common pieces of Curly art for general merchandise features Curly holding a copy of Say Cheese and Die! which may have added to the confusion.
• According to the back cover of the Classic Goosebumps reprint, Say Cheese and Die! has sold nearly 2 million copies.
• Despite not being explicitly named, the description of the camera's design makes it out to be similar to that of a Polaroid brand camera.
• According to the Goosebumps Holiday Collector's Caps Book, Stine had finished the story before coming up with the title. He created a list of potential titles and added Say Cheese and Die! to the list as a joke before ultimately choosing it as the final title.
• First edition copies of this book did not feature a number on the spine.
• The earliest Goosebumps order form places the book as the third on the list, not the fourth.
• The nickname "Bird" would later be reused for Jonathan Sparrow in the Goosebumps Most Wanted book, Night of the Puppet People.
• The red rectangle of the Scholastic logo on the bottom left corner of the front cover stretches across the spine and back cover. It is the only book to do so.

References in other Goosebumps media

• Although the Evil Camera doesn't appear in the Goosebumps film, the skeleton cook on the cover is featured in the end credits animation.
• Mr. Chu references the title of this book in Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween.
• The Camera appears as a usable item in Goosebumps: The Game. The in-game achievement "Say Cheese" is given if you take a photo with the haunted camera.
• There is a quest named after this book in Goosebumps HorrorTown, and Dr. Fritz Fredericks appears.
• The Camera is an item card in the Terror in the Graveyard board game.
• The title and main concept of Download and Die!, the second arc of the Goosebumps comic series, is an homage to this book.