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Chicken Chicken is the fifty-third book in the original Goosebumps book series. It was first published in 1997 and received a standalone reprint in 2007.

The cover illustration depicts a chicken with Crystal's head.

Blurb

DON'T CALL THEM CHICKEN LEGS!

Everyone in Goshen Falls knows about weird Vanessa. She dresses all in black. Wears black lipstick. And puts spells on people. At least, that's what they say. Crystal and her brother, Cole, know you can't believe everything you hear. But that was before they made Vanessa mad. Before she whispered that strange warning, "Chicken chicken." Because now something really weird has happened. Crystal's lips have turned as hard as a bird's beak. And Cole has started growing ugly white feathers all over his body...

Plot

Crystal and her brother, Cole, live on a farm with their parents in the small town of Goshen Falls. Crystal reveals that her parents are computer programmers, but they live on a farm and own chickens, which Crystal dislikes.

One day, Crystal loses track of her brother. Crystal begins searching for Cole around town. She finds him near the edge of Vanessa’s property. Vanessa is a woman who wears all black and lives alone with her cat, leading many of the local residents to believe that she is a witch. Cole is hiding behind a bush with a few of with his friends. Two of his friends, Franny and Jeremy, are holding pitchers of liquid; they have been dared to pour the liquid in Vanessa’s mailbox. As soon as the kids begin pouring the liquid, Vanessa storms out of her house. Franny and Jeremy run away, and — while Crystal and Cole weren’t the ones who wanted to vandalize the mailbox — Vanessa furiously approaches them. Scared, the siblings run home and one of Cole’s friends, Anthony, runs with them.

At home, Crystal slams her hand in the fridge, and Anthony jokes that Vanessa has put a curse on Crystal. That night, while she is resting in her room, Crystal sees a shadow of a cat on her wall; when she goes to sleep, Crystal dreams of frightening cats.

The next day after school, Crystal, Cole and Anthony are walking around town; Cole and Anthony are tossing an egg back and forth. Crystal tries to stop them, and all three kids bump into Vanessa, causing her to drop all of the groceries she was carrying. Anthony apologizes before he runs away; Vanessa points at Crystal and says, “Chicken chicken.” The siblings quickly return home.

At chorus practice the following day, Cole tries to sing a solo, but he accidentally starts clucking. Later that day, Cole explains to Crystal that he wasn't trying to cluck, but he couldn't stop. Crystal doesn't believe Cole's story. Later, Crystal goes to her friend Lucy-Ann's house to celebrate Lucy-Ann's birthday party. While singing a birthday song, Crystal hears herself clucking. When Crystal tries to eat some cake, her lips feel firm; she runs to the bathroom, and her lips look bumpy and hard like a beak. Crystal sneaks away from the party and runs home. Crystal's parents aren't home, but Cole is. Cole reveals that he has started growing feathers. Crystal helps Cole pull off the feathers.

The next morning, Crystal sees that she's started growing feathers as well. Cole's feathers have grown back, and his hands look like they're turning into claws. The two kids immediately deduce that Vanessa cursed them. The siblings try to get help from their mother, but she is too busy preparing for the upcoming barbecue, which will be hosted at their home. Crystal and Cole decide to look for Anthony because they assume he is also turning into a chicken. While looking for Anthony, the siblings see Vanessa, and she mocks Crystal and Cole. When the kids find Anthony, they're disappointed to learn he isn't transforming into a chicken like they had thought (while also learning nothing has happened to him except his suddenly becoming an exceptionally great golfer).

The siblings return home, and their parents are still preparing for the barbecue, which Crystal helps with. Crystal and her mother see Cole eating chicken feed outside. Crystal initially goes to stop him, but instead changes her mind and starts eating chicken feed as well. The guests of the barbecue assume that this is a joke. Throughout the barbecue, Crystal and Cole refuse to eat any chicken.

The following day, Crystal has a basketball game to play in. Crystal realizes that she can't run without bobbing her head; she begins moving her arms like chicken wings. The referee calls a timeout, and Crystal runs away.

Eventually, Crystal and Cole decide that they must confront Vanessa. The kids enter her house, but Vanessa doesn't seem to be home, so they begin looking through Vanessa's spell books, and find a book called Chicken Chicken Chicken, which they take before leaving; at home, the siblings discover that the book is a cookbook. The kids rush back to Vanessa's house and continue looking for a useful spell book. The kids find the spell for turning humans into chickens, and they try to perform the spell in reverse. This causes the kids to turn into giant chickens; the kids try the spell again, but they turn themselves into tiny chicks.

Vanessa's cat attacks Crystal, but the cat leaves when Vanessa appears. Vanessa contemplates what to do with the chicks. Unable to talk, Crystal climbs onto Vanessa's typewriter and types out an apology and asks politely to be turned back into a human. Vanessa initially declines before explaining that she cursed Crystal and Cole because they didn't apologize for bumping into her that day in front of the grocery; Crystal then realizes Anthony wasn't turned into a chicken like they were because he apologized before he ran away, and she wishes she and Cole had apologized then, as they “wouldn’t be peeping little chicks” right now. Vanessa then adds that she cares deeply about manners. Crystal types out a message that thanks Vanessa for explaining; Vanessa is impressed by the humble letter, and agrees to help.

With that, Vanessa changes Crystal and Cole back into humans; the three of them then have a good laugh. Vanessa gives the siblings some soda, which they thank her for. When Cole finishes his soda, he lowers his glass, only to let out a loud burp, and both kids laugh. This infuriates Vanessa, causing her to point at them and cast another spell: “Pig pig.”

eBook release

  • Crystal telling Cole "You're crazy" is changed to her saying "Unbelievable". A later instance of Cole calling Vanessa crazy is also removed.
    • Crystal buying Lucy-Ann a "new CD" is changed to her buying a gift card. The entire section of her reacting to the gift is removed, including a part about her getting a new Discman.
    • When Crystal becomes a giant chicken, she compares a book's size to a CD case, this is changed to her simply saying it looked tiny.
    • The ebook removes a line where Crystal says she thinks a boy has a crush on Lucy-Ann because he's always insulting her.

Adaptations

Goosebumps HorrorTown

The story was loosely adapted in Goosebumps HorrorTown as a Thanksgiving event for the game. In the game, Crystal Mikkelsen is depicted as an incredibly rude young woman who hails from a wealthy family. She moves into HorrorTown with her dog, Danger, and her brother (who is named Greg instead of Cole in this continuity) after her father forbade them from staying at the family mansion. Disgusted by the town and their residents, she decides to host a massive Thanksgiving feast and open a restaurant called "Hero Diner" and invites the "non-freaks" to attend.

Crystal hires a young farmer named Vanessa to cook the Thanksgiving dinner and operate her diner. Though Vanessa sees it as an opportunity to save her family's farm, she becomes overworked and frustrated as Crystal treats her harshly and insults her. When she reaches her breaking point, she discovers that she hails from a line of witches, and her aunt Clarissa agrees to teach her how to control her magical abilities. After mastering her powers, Vanessa gets revenge by transforming the two rich siblings into chickens.

Greg turns into a normal rooster unable to speak, while Crystal becomes a monstrous, human-sized werechicken with red eyes, claws, and sharp teeth. Despite their predicament, Crystal still didn't see that she was at fault and refused to apologize for her actions. Knowing that the transformation spell was only temporary, Vanessa ignores her former employer to celebrate Thanksgiving with the monster residents of HorrorTown as chicken Crystal attempts to find her dog and avoid getting eaten by Drool.

International releases


Differences

  • In Finland, this book's name is Kana Kynimättä, which translates to "A chicken to pluck". It comes from a Finnish saying which means "A bone to pick".
  • In Canada, this book's name is Quand les Poules Auront des Dents, which translates to "When the hens will have teeth". It comes from a French saying which means "When pigs fly".

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Trivia

  • Stine joked that the plot of this book was "stolen" from Stephen King's novel Thinner.[1]
    • During Lucy-Ann's party, there is a large blueberry pie. In Thinner, a strawberry pie is part of the solution to the conflict. This could be an intentional reference.
  • While printing the first editions of this book, Scholastic flipped Tim Jacobus' cover illustration, mirroring the artwork. This is evident because Jacobus' signature appears backwards on the cover. For the 2007 reprint, the artwork was restored to its original orientation.
    • According to Tim Jacobus, the flipped artwork may have been the result of an accident that took place during production, as artwork had to be manually printed and scanned.[2]
  • The tagline, "It's a finger lickin' nightmare", is a reference to the Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan "It's finger lickin' good".
  • This is the second book in which the cover shows an animal with a human head, the first being Why I'm Afraid of Bees.
  • This book references 4-H clubs, "Beautiful Ohio", ChapStick, Formica, Pop-Tarts and Honda.
  • Troy Steele from Blogger Beware said that this was the worst Goosebumps book. When he made a list of the top ten worst Goosebumps books, he rated it as #00, saying it didn't deserve a number.

Reference in other Goosebumps media

  • The book's manuscript appears on Stine's bookshelf in the Goosebumps film.
  • There is an event based around this book in Goosebumps HorrorTown.

References

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