User:GoosebumpsArt/Quotebook

Hello there! You have discovered my quotebook. This page contains some of the strangest and most peculiar quotes this Wiki has to offer. Thanks for stopping by.

"Me"

 * "I double checked this, and I believe Murder is correct."


 * "Chocolate Cake is my favorite monster."


 * "Dr. Crawler tries to attack, but he bites himself and dies."


 * "A candy bar is not a monster."


 * "He becomes human again by eating more eggs."


 * "I might eat some mummy guts for eternal youth. A nice Sugoq wa Kibdah Iskandarani courtesy of the Pharaoh himself."


 * ""Dumplings mucus plants parents become aliens" Cannabis mucus plants"


 * "I come before thee, oh great Egg Monster, to give thee thanks!"


 * "Did R.L. Stine invent the Fidget Spinner???"


 * "Trump'o'tron in now online. "Beep-boop. You're fired.""


 * "Вы бы женились на яичном монстре?"


 * "Haven't you ever wondered what the "R" in R.L. Stine stood for? It stands for robot. I thought everyone knew that."


 * "I blame YOU for my adult nightmares. ...You better have some good lawyers, buddy."


 * "#OneTrueEggMonster"


 * "El Sydney the magician.... A famous figure in Mexican lore alongside the Chupacabra."


 * "Abracadabra vs Chupacabra. Who will win?"


 * "But also, one of those titles literally translates to "Memory Runner Battle Royale" "


 * "Are you trying to tell me that Ghost Granny is not single handedly the most popular character in the Goosebumps canon?!"


 * "I guess they've implemented a new onions feature."


 * "Our gang name: the Gumbo Posse"


 * "When Colonel Sanders came in with a butcher's knife, I was on the edge of my seat."


 * "You rename the page, and I'll start working on a class-action lawsuit."


 * "Maybe the art was stolen from a salmonella awareness/comedy calendar."

"Y'all"

 * "GbA is secretly a genderless monster." - Banana32


 * "Maybe there's a prophet working at HarperCollins Canada" - Goddy


 * "Banana is spying on us from another room [...] He's enjoying the pickle stroking" - Goddy


 * "mY bEsT FrIeND iS tHe sINk" - Murder


 * "I'm trying to Murder" - Cackles


 * "my life hurts" - Mikel6718

"Deleted contributions"

 * "Weirdo (Bim): An orange alien found by Meg and her brother Chris. He made them give him back rubs. Later on they make him mad, and just before he kills them he sees a toy that was his. He took it and left. Appeared in Weirdo Halloween." Page: Monsters in the Goosebumps franchise


 * "Crawling is a type of movement used by babies before they can walk. Michael had to do it after he used the cuckoo clock." Page: Crawling


 * "It starts out Kala and Simon Johnson are doing the trash. Their mom is captured every chapter. Kala realizes one of her new friends, Josh is really a paper monster. Also, Harold Gijivich and Vannessa Hanks are monsters too. Kala trys to kill Josh, but they're too powerful. Also, at the end of the book, Josh, Harold, and Vannessa go home in a UFO." Page: Garbage Work


 * "I came up with all the stories of goosebumps beacause when i was younger i had dreams and they where scary for me when i was like 5 so i told my mum and dad about them and they said to write it all down so i did untill i was 14 and i had an essy for english and i wrote about my dream and it was a compertition so i enterded it and then i won so we got to meet the 1 the only Roald Dahl so i met him and he thought i was really good so he told me to write a book on it so i did and then HE published it then it got out to the world and that is how i became famous for writing GOOSEBUMPS and i will never stop writing then even thought all my dreams wernt true i am glad i had them. I have ran out of my dreams so i use i have to think up loads in my head and that is how i wrote Jeky11 and Heidi so i hoped you enjoyed reading this and if you are my number one fan i really hope you can visit me at my huse here is my address 1...[...]... sorry i cant give it out but if you go on my website it will be there and you can come and visit me i will sign anything you want me to sign i will do it but no haters aloud sorry and hope to see you all sooooooo sooooooooooooooooooon bye bye bye bye bye R.L STINE" Page: How i come up with it


 * "Captain Croaker: He is a vegetarian frog mutant villain that has every ability of a frog and no it doesn't lay eggs. He wears a costume that is dressed in my favorite color green from head to foot." Page: Monsters in the Goosebumps franchise


 * "Woman or the Woman is a character in Goosebumps: The Game." Page: Woman


 * "Wisemans' family needs this, x-rays. Jessica and her brother, Owen, don't need x-rays. In the book, Dr. Justice syas: "X-rays are nonliving things, so that's why x-rays don't kill you." Jessica Wiseman says that it was a dream, but, the x-rays come. Owen kills the x-rays with a shovel. The x-rays dissapear, and Dr. Justice turns back to a human." Page: X-rays Kill You!


 * "After the player return to the tunnel entrance to the player's neighborhood, a rabbit will appear. The player must give the rabbit the top hat the player found at the crashed moving truck, and the rabbit will stand on two legs and wear the hat. The rabbit will talk and reveals he's Amaz-O, then he disappears." Page: Amaz-O


 * "Dinglehoppers are cool little knick knacks that can be found inside various books in the original series. They are can only be found in original prints." Page: Goosebumps (franchise)/Dinglehoppers


 * "King Jellyjam was bigger than any balloon in the Thanksgiving Day parade" Page: King Jellyjam


 * "Robby soon turns himself into a pickle." Page: User:Murder the Clown/Rewritebox

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