User blog:GoosebumpsArt/This scam site was unintentionally hilarious.

So, I was searching for information on Google, and I stumbled across this. http://archive.fo/0MKKQ

(This is a link to an archived version of the webpage. I don't want you guys going to the original because the website is untrustworthy.)

For those of you who don't know, websites (such as the one archived above) use bots to generate their content; essentially they're trying to trick people into visiting their website. Their bots scrape the internet, looking for popular subjects. Then, all of the information is chopped up and regurgitated by an algorithm it in a weird, inhuman way.

...The results can be hilarious.


 * " RL Stine didn' t write all the Goosebumps books. He quite possibly did this with creepy, glowing dollar signs "

You heard it hear first, folks. The original series was ghostwritten by giant, floating dollar-signs.


 * " I wrote this book without the aid of a coauthor or a ghostwriter ( which is why it’ s a good bet this is going to be my last book; I had no idea it would be so hard. "

''Wow? This robot ghostwrote one of the books?''


 * " Goosebumps and ghostwriter. Follow me on instagram # ghost # human # soul # emotions "

I think this bot is trying to overcompensate. (...#NormalHuman #JustLikeU)


 * " Scholastic claimed that Stine was employing ghostwriters for many Goosebumps books. "

Wait... This robot is stealing my writing!


 * " roger ebert said he begins by josh appelbaum and andr; gt; click here lt;. Does it give you goosebumps? "

Man, Ebert's reviews have gone downhill lately. (I think he's gone soft!)


 * " Attack of the slime monster ghostwriter carin greenberg baker "

Now, that's not a nice thing to call Mrs. Baker.


 * " Be Sure to Bookmark This Page: There' s important information "

Heh. No there isn't.


 * " The arrangements alone are going to make me cry. "

I couldn't have described that website better myself.

Thanks, "watchwrestlinghd.info", for the insightful content.

Anyways, this is GbA — a normal human being, just like you — signing off.