User blog comment:Dimensionshark/EPPICCC first three chapters of "The Good, The Bad and the Very Itchy REVEALED!/@comment-31910723-20190202200133

>“NOSTALGIA DRIVEN CASH GRABIUS OVERUSEDIUM PLOTLINEICUS”

Isn't that Esperanto/Latin for "Typical Night of the Living Dummy Book"?

>“But–but…” I sputtered under the silvery moonlight. “I’m so itchy.”

I was waiting for this line since I began reading.

Well, this was really worth reading, I loved it! It is definitely on my Top 5 Best Goosebumps Wiki Blog Posts ever. Awesome job, Shark Tale-Teller!

Anyway, I really hope you manage to find the rest of the book in Stine's weird unreleased book archives. I really am eager to know what will happen next, and I certainly don't expect it to feature a scene where the protagonist helplessly watches Salppy being closer and closer to defeating them, but then, in a Goosebumps-ish deus ex machina, the bratty little brother/sister suddenly saves the day, improving the relationship between the two siblings, and then ending the book with the kids playing hide-and-seek (which may have been pretty boring given the fact that only two people were playing).