Please Don't Feed the Vampire!

Please Don't Feed the Vampire! was the fifteenth book in the Give Yourself Goosebumps gamebook series. It was written by R.L. Stine. It was preceded by The Creepy Creations of Professor Shock and folllowed by Secret Agent Grandma.

The cover illustration consisted of a vicious looking french poodle wagging thier tail and sitting by kitchen cupboards. Their pink dinner bowl, in front of them, is labled Fifi and has a cracked bone in it. The tagline was, His bark is not worse than his bite!

It was released in March 1997 and was 137 pages long.

Plot
You start out with a costume called "vampire in a can": a cheesy vampire costume stuffed inside a can. Even your best friend, Gabe, doesn't think it's good. You then finds a strange packet of red goo inside that will turn anyone who swallows it into a vampire. The two main storylines deal with either you becoming a vampire or your pet poodle, Fifi, becoming one.

Bad Endings

 * Spending the rest of your life in prison as a weakened vampire
 * Mr. Weinger gets angry, lies about not seeing Fifi, and slams his front door. You'e so scared, that you want Gabe to ring his doorbell and you get scolded at for having your best friend do everything. The story ends, because of your wimpiness.
 * Instead of escaping, you join the other vampires and lick the blood off of Countess Yvonne's face. You get scolded for making that decision and are advised to close the book and repeat, "It is not normal to drink blood." The story ends, because of your weirdness and you're even speculated for being a real vampire.
 * You escape the factory to your house for help and find a surprise birthday party in your honor. Since you love vampires, the whole vampire situation was a prank for your birthday. Then you realize that your parents and Gabe are really vampires and your mom offers you blood to drink.

Good Ends

 * You and Gabe turn back to humans


 * Gabe saves you from vampire dogs by buying dog-in-a-can and feeding magic dog biscuts

Trivia

 * Multiple prints of the book make the typo of refering to Fifi as a male, when really Fifi is a girl.