Please Don't Feed the Vampire!

Please Don't Feed the Vampire! is the fifteenth book in the Give Yourself Goosebumps gamebook series. It was first published in 1997.

The cover illustration depicts a vicious looking French poodle with large fangs wagging their tail and sitting by kitchen cupboards. Its pink dinner bowl, in front of it, is labeled "Fifi" and has a cracked bone in it.

The 2015 Classic Goosebumps cover features Fifi in her updated movie design. On the floor is a toy bat.

Blurb
HIS BARK IS NOT WORSE THAN HIS BITE!

You buy something called "Vampire in a Can." At first you think its just a goofy vampire costume with a cape, plastic fangs, and a tattoo of teeth marks. But then you find a packet in the bottom of the can labeled: DANGER—KEEP AWAY!

If you try to open the packet with your teeth it rips in your mouth. Uh-oh. Looks like you've been transformed into a vampire—and you're really thirsty. If you decide not to open the packet, your dog sinks his teeth into it. Now your cute little poodle has become a ferocious vampire dog! Can you save your pooch before he bites off more than he can chew?

The choice is yours in this scary Goosebumps adventure that's packed with over 20 super spooky endings!

Plot
You buy a cheap looking costume called "Vampire in a Can" from a store called "Scary Stuff" Owned by Mr. Reuterly. You discover a small packet at the bottom of the can, labeled "DANGER-KEEP AWAY!". The two main choices from this point are to either open the packet, or keep it well sealed.

Story A
You decide to open the packet, but since its pretty difficult to undo, you use your teeth and the packet's contents end up spilling in your mouth - Turning you into a bloodthirsty vampire! Now you must find a cure before you bite someone you shouldn't, or before you turn into a never decaying corpse from going on too much without a few drops...

Story B
You decide to keep the packet closed and after you and Gabe pass it to each other, scared, it ends up falling on the floor. Just then, your pet poodle Fifi, Opens the packet herself and turns into a vampire-dog. She manages to escape from the house, and its up to you to return her, both home and to her senses, before she turns your neighborhood into a bloody nightmare...

Side Story C
In story A, Gabe will give you several options to choose from to find a cure. However, you inform him there is a “fourth option” — accepting your transformation and enjoy being a vampire. This side story can be reached from choosing that option and only has one good ending. (It should be noted though, that this ending doesn't revolve around returning to your normal everyday life with some kind of reward, as most of the good endings in the series do.)

List of endings
There are sixteen bad ending, two ambiguous ones, and four good endings.

International releases
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Trivia

 * At one point, Secret Agent Grandma was planned to be released before Please Don't Feed the Vampire!. This is evidenced by the fact that The Creepy Creations of Professor Shock addresses Secret Agent Grandma as the next book in the series on the back cover, and concept art by Mark Nagata addresses this book as the sixteenth in the series. For unknown reasons, Secret Agent Grandma was released after this book.
 * Mark Nagata once mentioned that the cover of this book had to be rushed, which may support the claim that this book was released earlier than originally intended.
 * Multiple prints of this book mistakenly refer to Fifi as male, when Fifi is female. This error is fixed in the Classic Goosebumps reprint.
 * Although Fifi is described as being a black poodle in this book, she is depicted as a white poodle with a mole on her right cheek on the cover of the Classic Goosebumps reprint, and is also white in the 2015 Goosebumps movie and Goosebumps: The Game.
 * At the time of its release, this book had the earliest point (page two) where the reader was able to make a decision. However, Invaders from the Big Screen and Weekend at Poison Lake would later surpass this book, as they both have choices on the first page.
 * Despite Fifi being on the cover, the story line where she turns into a vampire dog is much shorter than the story line where the reader becomes a vampire.
 * This is currently the only Give Yourself Goosebumps book to have received a Classic Goosebumps reprint.
 * Copies of the book were given with the Goosebumps X Kawhi Leonard sneakers.

References in other Goosebumps media

 * Fifi and Countess Yvonne appear in the film Goosebumps. Fifi is seen for the first time attacking Zach Cooper's aunt Lorraine Conyers after escaping from the Please Don't Feed the Vampire! manuscript, she later appears as a background monster in several scenes. Countess Yvonne also appears as a background monster.
 * Fifi appears in Goosebumps: The Game as an actual dog being walked by Mrs. Forster.
 * Fifi appears on the 2015 cover of It Came from Ohio!.
 * Goosebumps HorrorTown has an event based on this book, and Fifi and Yvonne both appear.