User blog comment:IDSpaugh/Diary of a Dummy/@comment-4037231-20191229200813/@comment-38936497-20200101205649

First off, the inside of the back cover, where the add is, says "Stay out of the SHADOWS!"

This is the first 2-3 paragraphs of the actual "They Call me the Night Howler" story:

How I Became a Superhero By Mason Brady 

I'm Mason brady, and that's the title of the paper I'd like to write for Mrs. Stuckhouse, my sixth-grade teacher.

It's an exciting story, with lots of adventure and surprises. And, trust me, all kinds of danger. And I'm sure I would get n A+ or at least an A on it.