User blog comment:GoosebumpsArt/This scam site was unintentionally hilarious./@comment-34202220-20180731011643/@comment-35973360-20180803092535

>Look out for the phrase: “But—but—” I sputtered. (...Or some close variation of that.) It's seriously in (almost) every original series book.

Great. Now I can never read Goosebumps in the same way again. Thanks for that.