My Friends Call Me Monster

 My Friends Call Me Monster was the seventh book in the Goosebumps HorrorLand book series. It was preceded by Who's Your Mummy? and followed by Say Cheese - And Die Screaming!

The cover shows a monster hatching out of an egg.

Plot
Michael Munroe really hates his teacher and thinks Mrs. Hardesty totally has it in for him. So Michael sneaks into her house to pull a good awesome prank. There, he finds a six-foot-egg in her attic and Mrs. Hardesty was hatching it! It turns out that Mrs. Hardesty was a monster hatching monster babies planning to obliviate human kind. This might even be too much for even Michael "Monster" Munroe. Michael is forced to eat the eggs that Mrs. Hardesty had made. The eggs turned people into monsters. Michael turns into a monster. But then he sees his friends Daisy and De-wayne and he trys to explain what happened. They believe him and they find a little bit of egg still stuck to the pan in Mrs. Hardesty's house. Michael eats it but it is not enough so he had been turned into half monster half human.

They go to Mr. Wong's house to find that Mr. Wong is also a monster. Mr. Wong is sittting on a bigger monster egg, asleep. Mrs. Hardesty sees the children and asks Mr. Wong what they are doing at his house. They start to run after him, but Michael uses his monster powers that he still has left in him. Michael defeats Mr. Wong and Mrs. Hardesty. Then they all go home, but Michael does not expect to have more trouble at home. When Michael went inside, he ate his dinner and asked what was for dessert. They had some cake...made out of eggs from Mrs H!

Trivia

 * This and Who's Your Mummy? Were published together.
 * Elements from Creature Teacher are used.