User blog:NicktheDummy/Ranking Goosebumps Most Wanted

This series was not what I was expecting, I was expecting all the books to be about the most nefarious Goosebumps Monsters, and we did get Slappy, The Gnomes, The Haunted Mask, Mrs. Maaargh, and STRANGLEY DR. MANIAC! But for the rest, we got new monsters that automaticly made the list, I'm not saying it's bad.

NOTE: the 4 special editions are getting their own list.


 * 11: Dr. Maniac Will See You Now: I already talked about this on my Top 4 sequels I wish never happend, but anyway, Hateful characters, and the return of the super villain that looks like he does crystal meth.


 * 10: Frankenstein's Dog: The Dog Poochie (Not from Poochy and Yoshi's Woolly World) is not even the villain, and the book reminds me of A Shocker on Shock Street and Monster Blood (book).


 * 9: Planet of the Lawn Gnomes: I love the Lawn Gnomes! But their sequel is more like a sequel to Beware, the Snowman, but with Lawn Gnomes, abd the plot summary is stupid. Jay will soon realizes there are things a lot scarier than his parents. Um, is your dad Pinhead or something?


 * 8: The Lizard of Oz: It's not that bad, but I fell asleep the first half.

Less Negative section:


 * 7: Here Comes the Shaggedy: Dark, weird, and interesting.


 * 6: How I Met My Monster: All right, seems like The Werewolf of Fever Swamp a little, but not bad.


 * 5: Night of the Puppet People: I'm not afraid of puppets, but I can relate to Ben and Jenny, because I know how it feels to have a certain fear since age 5.


 * 4: Son of Slappy: kind of like Slappy mixed with Horrors of the Black Ring, which is pretty cool, but unlike Horrors of the Black Ring, the ending wasn't Happy, it was Slappy!


 * 3: Creature Teacher: The Final Exam: it was pretty cool to see Mrs. Maaargh again except this time, she's playing King Jellyjam! Because Tommy goes to a sports camp, with her there, duh duh DDDDDUUUUUUHHHHH!!!!!!


 * 2: Goosebumps Wanted: The Haunted Mask: A wonderful Haunted Mask Beauty and the Veast type of story, it was great, but it was a little confusing.


 * 1: A Nightmare on Clown Street: My Favorite Most Wanted Book, it is just creepy, nothing like good ol' clowns to make your nightmares Freddy Krueger style, and the ending creeped me out, I also thought Murder the Clown was awesome in both the book and the movie, despite the fact he looks like Pennywise in the film, but oh well, it was cool!