Thread:GoosebumpsArt/@comment-4207976-20171011224719/@comment-28171460-20171012061118

The following presentation, while terrible, will be presented in its near entirety. This is for documentation purposes only.


 * The Bliiind


 * This is a story about blind people. Just to clarify, blind isn't the same as blonde... So don't be TO afraid! Anywho-- All blind people can see! Totally creepy, right?


 * Blind people are able to see through there eyes, but only at midnight! They all (also) signed a super secret code that forbid them from telling ANYONE! I am super-duper cereal right now. I will now tell the terrific tale of how I know that they can see. I woke up at 12:00 and needed to poo-poo, and I didn't want to stink up MY bathroom, so I decided to use my blind grandma's bathroom. When I was done taking a poo-poo I was walking out when I heard my grandma say...

It was at this moment that I decided I wanted to be edgy. The following quote will be partially censored.


 * "Get the out of my room you friggin' ."

Note: I didn't say anything too bad, but it isn't imperative to the "story", so I'll just blank it out.


 * Then she went back to sleep.


 * I knew she couldn't have heard me open her door, close the door, walk through her room, poo-poo, flush the toilet, wash my hands, and walk out of her room. I was being super-dee-duper quiet. So that was when I realized that she could actually see using Satan (or whatever).


 * I just knew she had to be able too see, so I decided to do the logical thing and stab her to death!


 * She died.


 * Exactly one day later I realized that my parents didn't care about my grandmother's death, so that meant that they were spawns of Satan (who knew my grandma's secret)!!! I decided to KILL them to DEATH! It worked.


 * That's just about when I concluded all blind people can see and are sworn to secrecy, even the babies. There is no other logical explanation.


 * After the police found out that I stabbed my grandma and parents... Get this... THEY ARRESTED ME! The government is in on the conspiracy!


 * So the next time you feel that you are being watched... There is definitely a blind person nearby...

So concludes our showing of The Blind.