Thread:GoosebumpsArt/@comment-4207976-20171011224719/@comment-4207976-20171012052600

I'm not a big fan of gore, so I probably wouldn't like Saw. It would probably haunt my dreams too.

* goes back to looking at old cringy profile*

"I don't know if I will make anymore creepypastas from this point onwards, because I suck at making them."

It's true. 2012 was the first and last time I wrote I serious creepypasta. Now, I write intentionally bad ones. I like making them so me and my bro can laugh at them. It's fun. In 2015, I wrote a story called "Escape from Coach Rerider's Christmas Camp". I posted a few lines out of context to the TPW (trollpasta wiki) Discord, and they wanted to read the full thing. I got overwhelming positive feedback from it. Here's what a good friend of mine said about it after only reading the first few paragraphs:


 * THIS IS R*T*RD*D
 * F*** YOU GODDY
 * IM LOSING BRAINCELLS

I'll post a few lines out of context:

"After I got done writing his name 50 times in a row, I handed him the paper. He started analyzing the paper for a seconds. 'Congratulations! YOU SPELLED MY NAME WRONG ON ALL 50 LINES!' Coach Rerider yelled."

"Whoa, what's going on in here?" Santa asked. Coach Rerider turned around, facing Santa. "Who the h*ll are you?" he asked. "Um, the camp consular? Who are YOU!?" Santa stated and asked. Then the unthinkable happened. Coach Rerider pulled out a pistol, and shot Santa dead in the chest."

"Nothing. No one said anything. Not even a cough or a sniffle. Then all of a sudden, he blew up. He kicked a chair, flipped a table, and threw a chair across the room. 'I SAID WHO WANTS TO PLAY !@#$ING ELF BOWLING!?!?' Coach Rerider screamed louder than ever."

It's supposed to be bad, silly, and over the top. But I still can't believe I wrote it. lol