User blog:NicktheDummy/Ranking Goosebumps HorrorLand

Since GoosebumpsArt is reviewing all the books, I'll do my best not to spoil these. So without further a do, here's my ranking of the HorrorLand series, in celebration of Goosebumps HorrorLand (film).


 * 19: Dr. Maniac vs. Robby Schwartz: This Doctor and Maniac is more annoying than Dr. Robotnik from the show Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog! My God, and the cover is so funny.
 * 18: Who's Your Mummy?: Strange and gross.
 * 17: Say Cheese — and Die Screaming!: Where the frick is Greg Banks! Maybe Stine should've saved this for the Chiller House arc.
 * 16: Monster Blood for Breakfast!: You know what would be a great idea for a prank? Let's put Monster Blood in Daniel's Fruit Loops! Oh no, we're all gonna die!
 * 15: When the Ghost Dog Howls: This ghost hound has a row of teeth, but he's tripping about his missing tooth, that Andy has.
 * 14: Escape from HorrorLand: Why do you have trust issues with Lizzie Jackson and Jillian?
 * 13: The Wizard of Ooze: another Attack of the Mutant plot.

Here's where it get's less negative


 * 12: Little Shop of Hamsters: Be careful what you wish for Sam.
 * 11: Creep from the Deep: an eerie pirate story, and the return of Billy and Sheena!
 * 10: My Friends Call Me Monster: If you think the first part with Michael Monster was scary, then get ready for a 10 foot Horror!
 * 9: Welcome to Camp Slither: Creepy camp fire story.
 * 8: Help! We Have Strange Powers!: A guy that wants to experiment in you because you're a mind reader is scary, This book get's extra points because I read it during the best spring break ever a few years back!
 * 7: Weirdo Halloween: Bim is so funny!
 * 6: Heads, You Lose!: In the words of the Red Queen from Alice in Wonderland OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
 * 5: Slappy New Year!: Slappy has a nice plan, scare the crap out of Brandon and make Ray look bad, which Ray has done already, good plan.
 * 4: The Horror at Chiller House: Super scary game, this Jonathan Chiller guy reminds me of Ramsley from The Haunted Mansion.
 * 3: The Scream of the Haunted Mask: A real thrill in the series, great sequel, but I find it weird that it's 2008, and Carly Beth is still 12, shouldn't she be 25?
 * 2: The Streets of Panic Park: it was awesome to see all the monsters together, but then we got the movie Goosebumps (film), which was cooler.
 * 1: Revenge of the Living Dummy: it's an awesome Slappy sequel, abd we get the Mind Stealer as a bonus? That's Awesome!