User blog comment:GodzillaFan1/Goosebumps Plot Generator! WARNING: Very Cool 😎/@comment-35973360-20190205151125

Serious Disappointments? How dare you speaketh ill of the #SharkGang. I would have you put to death if not for the fact that #SharkGang would be united with Salppy in the club. You will see the light of day once more. Wait –
 * Evan Ross is fed up with life but they find out their teacher #SharkGang has joined the Serious Disappointments club.

Evan Ross is fed up with life 

Perhaps he's a little too hated in the series? Beep boop. Fins engage. Alexa, play the Jaws theme.
 * Evan Ross hates doing homework but they soon find out #SharkGang is a robot.

Well, this is incredible. You will be promoted to Level 5: Hammerhead in #SharkGang and will receive 1 (one) frEeEeEeee badge advertising your excellency. Peace out, my fellow SharkBud.