Slappy the Dummy/Quotes

The following is a list of notable quotes made by Slappy the Dummy.

TV Show
"Hey Amy. Guess who?"

- Slappy (Night of the Living Dummy II)

"Don't You remember Amy, you spoke the magic words, Karru Marri Odonna Loma Molonu Karrano. You and I are one now. Inseperateable! You are my slave!"

- Slappy (Night of the Living Dummy II)

"Amy, I can hurt you and your family in a hundred words."

- Slappy (Night of the Living Dummy II)

"I've seen better swings on playgrounds"

- Slappy (Night of the Living Dummy II)

"Yee Haw! From now on, this family belongs to me! You're mine Amy, you're mine!"

- Slappy (Night of the Living Dummy II)

"So, you want to be a prankster, do ya Zane? Well, let me show you how the pros do it. Except, I do hate to work alone."

- Slappy (Night of the Living Dummy III)

"Well, Rocky, Are ya ready to have some real fun?"

- Slappy to Rocky (Night of the Living Dummy III)

"These are my friends. And have you met my new bodyguard? He's not too bright, but he'll do anything I say, won't you Rocky?"

- Slappy (Night of the Living Dummy III)

"Don't touch the merchandise!"

- Slappy (Night of the Living Dummy III)

"Don't you get it? I'm invincible!"

- Slappy (Night of the Living Dummy III)

"Hello Jimmy. What's a nice boy like you doing in a place like this?"

- Slappy to Jimmy O'James (Bride of the Living Dummy)

"Not what, who. The name's Slappy, and I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse."

- Slappy to Jimmy O'James (Bride of the Living Dummy)

"But you are my Slave Jimmy, you are, and you're not ever gonna be anything but! So let me give you some free advice, partner. When Ol' Slappy tells you to do something, you better do it!"

- Slappy to Jimmy O'James (Bride of the Living Dummy)

"It's my wedding day, and I want my bride!"

- Slappy (Bride of the Living Dummy)

"'Miss me?"

- Slappy (Bride of the Living Dummy)

"I want her. You'll be mine Katie. You'll be my slave forever!"

- Slappy to Katie (Bride of the Living Dummy)

"Get off of me, You plastic parasite!"

- Slappy to Mary-Ellen (Bride of the Living Dummy)

Film
"So, what's the plan, friend? You must have brought me out for something fun. Terrorize the locals? Destroy the town? Let's get silly!"

- Slappy

"Aw shucks, you're giving me, oh what's the word? Goosebumps?"

- Slappy

"Who are you calling dummy, dummy?"

- Slappy

"You're trying to put me back in?!"

- Slappy says to Stine who is reaching for his book

"I think it's time I started pulling the strings in this relationship. Tonight is gonna be the best story you've ever written. All of your children are coming out to play."

- Slappy

"Hahaha! Sorry, folks, I'd slow down, but I can't reach the brake!"

- Slappy says while driving the Haunted Car

"I can hear you. Sergeant Slappy, ready to protect and serve."

- Slappy

"All my friends in one place, I've never been so happy. I don't want this day to end, and it doesn't have to, as long as we get rid of Stine! Charge!"

- Slappy to the Goosebumps Monsters

"I know you, I created you. Or is it the other way around? I always forget. We're so similar."

- Slappy to Stine

"Oh, Papa. There's no escaping from us."

- Slappy

"Oh, Papa. you left without saying goodbye. Trying to hide from me? That's like hiding from yourself. I was your best friend, and you turned your back on me. Locked me up, imprisoned me in the pages of a book. You stuck me on a shelf, for years and years. The key was right there. And you never used it."

- Slappy to Stine

"Not so fun, is it? How do you like it, Papa? The world is just outside your grasp, but you can't move. You're trapped. That's what it felt like to be locked inside your books. Wait! The book! Where is it?!"

- Slappy to Stine, who is trapped inside The Blob

"Slappy's not happy!"

- Slappy

"See you in your dreams!"

- Slappy before being trapped in the book