User:Stagger

My name is Stagger. You've probably figured that out already though, haven't you? Well, I was named after the Stagger Inn in Horrorland. And yes, I am a Horror, if you were wondering. I have a have a very long tail, with delicate, curved horns and very long claws. So don't get on my nerves, okay? My nose, tail, and hands are purple, and the rest of me is green. And I'm a girl, if I didn't make that clear (snort).

I work in Panic Park. I'm not allowed to tell you much about it. And by much, I basically mean NOTHING. I guard the park and let the boss know of any trespassers. I also am in charge of smashing mirrors. Have you ever done that before? It's actually really fun!

As for the humans running around the park, I don't see them much. But if I do, I usually give them a small scare. While I would never be caught dead helping a human, I am a lot nicer to them than most other Horrors are.