User blog comment:GodzillaFan1/Egg Monster Fans Unite!/@comment-4207976-20170628013108/@comment-4207976-20170707231811

R.L. Stine isn't real. He was created by an army of robots at Scholastic so they could have an author name on the Goosebumps covers. The Goosebumps books are written by robotic slaves programed by Scholastic.