Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-28171460-20180711132256/@comment-28171460-20180711153549

Also, I like how they (in universe) decided to merchandise the creatures that destroyed their town. They clearly aren't based on the book covers, so they must be based on the monsters that ravaged the town.

Marketing executive: I have this idea.

CEO: What is it?

Marketing executive: We can sell merchandise of the creatures that destroyed the town.

Intern: What?

Marketing executive: Think about it; they already have all that brand recognition and free press.

Intern: That's a terrible idea.

CEO: No, it's a fine idea! These new trinkets will go nicely with my Great Molasses Flood commemorative plates and Hindenburg plushies!