User:Murder the Clown

Before I start, I only wanted to warn you because of the possible gramatical/ortographic errors in my profile. The reason is, I'm portuguese, so I can't speak english as well as you guys. If you see any error, you can (and I will thank you) edit my profile. But you can only edit it to correct mistakes, ok?

Thankssssss XD

Me
Ok. Hello, my real name is Gabriel Marques (you can call me Murder, or Gary Lutz, never call me Lutz, the klutz). I'm 14 years old and I live in Coimbra, Portugal. When I was five, I was in my grandma's house when I found two Goosebumps books, My Hairiest Adventure and The Cuckoo Clock of Doom. I asked my grandma and she said "bla bla bla" (You can read them, they were your aunt's favorite books.) I started to read My Hairiest Adventure and I have to admit it, I read the WHOLE book in that afternoon. I just got obcessed with the story, and that night, I read The Cuckoo Clock of Doom. I loved the two books so much, I asked my grandma if I could take them to my house. She said yes, of course (<3 granny).

I've been a HUGEEEE goosebumps fan since then, and R.L.Stine's books have inspired me to become a writer (Yes I want to be a writer, too).

Then I created my own book series (when I grow up, I want to publish the books I wrote). I called the series "Gabymak". So far I had 34 ideas for books! I will soon publish them as separate blog posts.

I also like to translate Goosebumps books. I get several goosebumps e-books online and then I translate them (I hope I could publish them, too). So far, I translated four goosebumps books: My Best Friend is Invisible!

I Live in Your Basement!

How I Learned to Fly

Egg Monsters from Mars

Son of Slappy

But ok, enough talk. (about me)

Books I've read, and books I own
I wish I could live in USA because, here in Portugal, of all 130 Goosebumps books that have been written, only 58, ONLY FREAKIN' 58 books were translated. It's VERY hard to buy the other goosebumps books online, because of the shipping and that stuff.

Ok, so...

LIST OF GOOSEBUMPS BOOKS I READ:
Goosebumps (original series):

All 62 books.

Goosebumps Horrorland:

1-10

Give Yourself Goosebumps:

1-6

Goosebumps Most Wanted:

1-8

Goosebumps Slappyworld:

1

Other Books:

The Movie Novel

(Yes, I've read only a few goosebumps books) : (

Now...

LIST OF GOOSEBUMPS BOOKS I OWN:
note: the books I will mention are the PORTUGUESE releases, except for Welcome to Dead House, that is the UK release.

Welcome to Dead House Monster Blood

Say Cheese and Die!

The Werewolf of Fever Swamp

Night of the Living Dummy

Welcome to Camp Nightmare

The Cuckoo Clock of Doom

The Headless Ghost

My Hairiest Adventure

The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb

Be Careful What You Wish For...

You Can't Scare Me!

Deep Trouble

The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight

Why I'm Afraid of Bees

Go Eat Worms!

Ghost Beach

A Night in Terror Tower

Monster Blood III

It Came From Beneath the Sink! Night of the Living Dummy II

The Barking Ghost

The Horror at Camp Jellyjam

A Shocker on Shock Street

The Haunted Mask II

The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena (Classic Goosebumps reprint)

How I Got My Shrunken Head

Night of the Living Dummy III

Vampire Breath (Classic Goosebumps reprint)

My Best Friend is Invisible!

Escape from the Carnival of Horrors Tick Tock... You're Dead!

Trapped in Bat Wing Hall

The Deadly Experiments of Dr. Eeek

Night in Werewolf Woods

Beware of the Purple Peanut Butter!

Revenge of the Living Dummy The Scream of the Haunted Mask

Who's Your Mummy?

Say Cheese... And Die Screaming!

Welcome to Camp Slither!

Help! We Have Strange Powers!

Goosebumps (Movie Novel)

Planet of the Lawn Gnomes

Son of Slappy

How I Met my Monster

Frankenstein's Dog

Dr. Maniac Will See You Now Creature Teacher: The Final Exam

A Nightmare on Clown Street

Night of the Puppet People

Special Edition: The 12 Screams of Christmas

Slappy Birthday to You!

Coming Soon:
Claws!

Night of the Giant Everything

Special Edition: The Five Masks of Dr. Screem

Why I Quit Zombie School

Don't Scream!

The Birthday Party of No Return

Here Comes the Shaggedy

Lizard of Oz

Attack of the Jack

I Am Slappy's Evil Twin

Books I Didn't Read
This is a list of books i've never read. I'm not counting with spin-off series. Goosebumps Series 2000 - 1-25

Goosebumps Horrorland - 11-19

Goosebumps Hall of Horrors - 1-6

Goosebumps Most Wanted - 9, 10, Sp. Edition 1, 3, 4

Goosebumps SlappyWorld - 2

Total of Goosebumps books I've never read: 46

(Not bad, but could be better)

My Top 10 Best Covers for Goosebumps Original Series
Before I start my Top 10, I wanted to say that this my top 10 for the ORIGINAL SERIES, so the Classic Goosebumps reprints don't count, ok?

So, let's get started.

10- Monster Blood - The stairs in this cover reminds me of my grandma's stairs to the creepy creaky basement attic... ( hhm hhm... tattletail song reference... XD)

9- The Haunted School - This cover was one of my less favorite ones... until I noticed the black and white EYES in the locker... I love it since then.

8- Calling all Creeps! - So funny and creepy at the same time!

7- The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight - So creepy...

6- A Night in Terror Tower - I like the axe, I guess

5- Night of the Living Dummy II - Slappy is so creepy in this cover... *shiver*

4- The Blob that Ate Everyone - I love slimy things, and I love Goosebumps. Goosebumps + Slimy Creature = wow.

3- Egg Monsters from Mars - (see #4)

2- You Can't Scare Me! - I just love the way Tim Jacobus drew this one. The details... amazing cover.

Honorable Mentions- Beware, the Snowman and Night of the Living Dummy

1- I Live in Your Basement - So totally disgusting, so totally cool!

My Top 10 Best Covers for Goosebumps Series 2000
10- Ghost in the Mirror

9- Jekyll and Heidi

8- Bride of the Living Dummy

7- Invasion of the Body Squeezers: Part 1

6- Brain Juice

5- Full Moon Fever

4- Attack of the Graveyard Ghouls

3- Be Afraid - Be Very Afraid!

2- Revenge R Us

Honorable Mentions- Horrors of the Black Ring

1- The Werewolf in the Living Room

My Top 10 Best Covers for Goosebumps Horrorland/Hall of Horrors
10- Say Cheese - and Die Screaming!

9- Why I Quit Zombie School

8- Monster Blood for Breakfast!

7- My Friends Call Me Monster

6- Claws!

5- Dr. Maniac vs Robby Schwartz

4- The Horror at Chiller House

3- The Five Masks of Dr. Screem

2- The Birthday Party of No Return

Honorable Mentions- The Wizard of Ooze

1- Don't Scream!

My Top 10 Best Covers for Goosebumps Most Wanted
10- Night of the Puppet People - I think the cover could be more detailed... just my opinion

9- Dr. Maniac Will See You Now - This cover seems a little boring... I can't explain... it's just dr. Maniac in a empty scenarium...

8- How I Met My Monster - I just don't like much the legs of Monroe. They look like they're incomplete in a strange way.

7- Frankenstein's Dog - Same reason as the previous cover. But I really like all the seams in Poochie's body. Oh, and the korean cover is one of my favorites.

6- Planet of the Lawn Gnomes - I think the cover would be better if there were only ONE lawn gnome. The two lawn gnomes look like they're... squeezed, to fit in the cover.

5- Here Comes the Shaggedy - I don't know what to say about this cover... I like the details and... yeah. : |

4- Creature Teacher: The Final Exam - I love Mrs. Maaargh expression. It's like: "WHY DIDN'T YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK? DID POOCHIE EAT IT?"

3- Son of Slappy - I love this cover.

2- Lizard of Oz - Very creepy, especially the alternative cover.

Honorable Mentions- Hummm...

1- A Nightmare on Clown Street - DEFINITELY THE BEST MOST WANTED COVER!!! But I still think that it would be better if one of the axes was actually buried in Murder's head.

Top 9 Best Most Wanted Books
(I only have 1-8 and sp. edition 2, so it will be a top 9)

9- Dr. Maniac Will See You Now - Too boring, I guess.

8- Creature Teacher: The Final Exam - A weird book. I never heard of a summer camp with a teacher.

7- Night of the Puppet People - I thought it was going to be more excited when I started reading this book, but later I found it boring.

6- The 12 Screams of Christmas - very scary, I liked it more than I thought I was going to.

5- Frankenstein's Dog - I thought I wouldn't like this book, but I loved it, especially the twist ending.

4- How I Met My Monster - I just LOVED the twist.

3- Planet of the Lawn Gnomes - same as #4

2- A Nightmare on Clown Street - just great, very scary and mysterious!

1- Son of Slappy - truly AMAZING book, very different to other living dummy books.

Other Interests
Well, I love the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books, and I'm also a big fan of almost every show from Fox Comedy, like The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Malcolm in the Middle, The Cleveland Show, etc.

I LOVE Rick and Morty, I didn't finished yet, but I want to finish the third season this month.

I like games too, such as Pokémon, Undertale, and I like mobile games like Dancing Line and Redungeon.