Thread:GodzillaFan1/@comment-28171460-20190912202740/@comment-28171460-20191005234205

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Young Bart screamed a terrible scream of screaming terror. Gnarled fangs protruded from the beastly face opposing him. The creature, one of gargantuan size, looked hungry enough to eat a horse, and it was getting closer. Unfortunately, humans are roughly horse sized, and Bart was a human. The hulking Goliathan let out a menacing Arooga! and pounced. The ferocious fuzzy-wuzzy gobbled Bart into nothingness.

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Suddenly, Bart was awake. 'Twas but a dream! Bart felt afraid, but mostly cheated. Like he'd been lied to for an unnecessary period of time.

Slowly, a horrifying realization gripped Bart's brain. There was someone in his room he didn't recognize.

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"It's me! I'm the one I don't recognize!" Bart shouted, realizing he was actually Evan Ross. "This has to be a nightmare... A sick, twisted, nightmare! I'd take a monster ⁠— or death ⁠— anything but this!!!!!!1!"