Creature Teacher

Crature Teacher is a book about a monster who becomes head and a teacher at a human school is is procedded by Bride of the Living Dummy and followed by Invasion of the Body Squeezers

Feeding
the monster hosts a talent show everyyear and has a chart the lowest one on the chart is eaten

Defeat
When she says to one boy "you are so low your not even on the chart!" her human and only son tells him that if she laughs she goes into hibanation which is why she never laughs so when she tries to eat him he tickles her feet and when she falls asleep her son says "i am felling kinda hungry can i have a bite!"